For a while when I was about 9, I thought I wanted to be a fashion designer. I made a dress out of a piece of black fabric… and by “make a dress” I mean, I wrapped a piece of fabric around myself and pinned it under my armpit with a safety pin. I thought I had made a cocktail dress. I went outside to show my friends, who were all very impressed… being as we were 9 years old. However it wasn’t 5 minutes before the thing came unpinned and I was running back home holding it in place….